It seems like the weeks just keep going quicker and quicker and already the weekend is upon us. If like us, you haven’t made any exciting plans on how to spend your weekend then here’s Who’s Jack’s guide to the weekends best bits (like a Big Brother montage but probably more exciting)…

Saturday:

Day: Afternoon Tease, Volupte - If you fancy a bit of burlesque this weekend head down to Afternoon Tease. There’ll be traditional afternoon tea including champagne and after there will be cabaret acts, burlesque strippers and 1950s style waitresses. Tickets cost £35 and include afternoon tea and a glass of bubbley.

Night: Orlando Bloom Birthday Special, Queen of Hoxton – It’s their first birthday and to celebrate the Queen of Hoxton team have lined up some amazing DJ’s to ensure the best possible birthday party. On the night DJ’s will include, Kid Cola, Harry James, Beaty Heart and Alex Warren plus loads of others.

Sunday:

Day: Valentine’s Love-a-Fayre, Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club - Feeling the pressure about what to give your special someone this Valentines Day? Then head to Valentines fayre. There will be hand made cards, underwear, cupcakes and even nipple tassels as well as entertainment from various DJs throughout the day. Sexy times.

Night: Heart For Haiti, Flowerpot Camden – Camden’s venue that never sleeps hosts a funraising night to raise money for those effected by the Haiti earthquake. Entry is free but there will be buckets passed around for donations. There will also be live acts and raffles ensuring you have a great Sunday night and also do your bit to help.