Crumbs! The X Factor Finals on Saturday
Is everyone excited for the X Factor this weekend? Will Matt Cardle do something interesting? Will Rebecca manage to move while she sings? How much will Cher look like a Stacey from Eastenders waxwork that has been too close to the fire? Will Wand Erection remember to clench their fists at the sky at the key change? Only time will tell.
The duets have been announced:
One Direction buddy up with Take That’s fat dancer Robbie Williams
Matt Cardle is singing with Rihanna. That seems like an odd match to us.
Cher Lloyd is singing / rapping / whatever with Cheryl Cole’s ‘close friend’ will.i.am
Christina Aguilera is on team Rebecca Ferguson
As an alternative to dull polls, Millie’s cookies have decided the best way to predict the winner is by splashing the finalist’s faces over their cookies and auctioning them off for charity. The cookies are on Ebay so you can bid for favourite and, well, eat them (the special designs are 12inch chocolate chip cookies with raspberry, chocolate and vanilla icing). Profits will go to Help the Heroes and Childline.
X Factor is at 7pm on ITV1
